Monday, June 30, 2008

Ini kesinambungan teori Newton.

Lelaki kalau bertindak, dorang akan ikut ego dan nafsu.

Perempuan kalau bertindak, dorang aku ikut emosi dan nafsu.

Tapi teori ni masih dalam kajian, jangan risau.

Jadi, anda berada dalam kategori yang mana?



Theory by Prof Dr. Dammit, Electrical Engineering Department, Universiti Of Popia.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

i tak main teori.
practical je lola.
THE SECRET dah ada.extended version kalau dapat aku bg ko tau.tapi kena subscribe laahhh.harga boleh runding.mmhahahaha XD

akuYANGtipikal said...

"If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent." -Sir Isaac Newton...


hehehehe....diriku masih dlm kajian~ngeeee :D

akuYANGtipikal said...

Prof Dr Dammit,(ceh~)

pernah dgr ini?

Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

hehehehehe

Tuan Caracol said...

Hahaha...entry nih kene sebijik atas kepala aku.
Aku baru jer g kenyir tanpa inform parent. Habis satu Kedah kecoh...

Yang nyata:
Aku bertindak ikut minat, nafsu dan sedikit dorongan kebodohan.

PADAN!!!

Tapi aku puas hati, sbb minat dan nafsu, aku dapat banyak shot menarik dari kenyir
http://janganbersedih.blogspot.com
walau aku tak guna DSLR.

Eh, bro, komen nih untuk pencinta DSLR tapi tak dak duit lagi. kalu korang guna kamera secikai cyber shot pun,,tapi kalau faham fungsi kamera, apacher, depth of field, ISO, focus length, and bla bla...insyaAllah dapat gambar cantik.

Wat per pakai DSLR tapi stil dapat gambar tahap orang kenduri kawin???
Apa pun, aku stil terkilan tak mampu lagi beli DSLR.....
huhuhu

Master J said...

Prof,

I agree with your theory, and are willing to assist in your research to strengthen your theory, and have this theory accepted by the scientific community as an anthropological fact.

I shall be willing to lend you my keen powers of observation and deduction, which have led to my first Nobel Prize in social science for my theory on "Painful Truths that may hurt individuals, but strengthen societies". As you already know, a direct impact of my theory was the launching of my blog, "http://alittlereminder.blogspot.com" where I share my views on our society today and the faults I find within it, and possible solutions to those faults.

In conclusion, I really hope a future collaboration will be forged between us, where our advanced thinking capabilities can lead to a better future for mankind.

Prof. Dr. Michael Jazli,
Head Researcher at the MJ Institute for Social Development.

Akmal Azeman said...

you put it good bro! i cant deny the facts. LOL! :P

to MJ:

Micheal Jazli??? is dat ur 'australian' name??? hahaha! seriously man. u sounded soooooo formal! *nada perli*

Matematis Muda said...

er..
bro
erm
gua punya research tak siap2 lg
tajuk dia
"kenaikan jumlah lelaki dipengaruhi oleh perangai perempuan"
erm
kita boleh collabs kot?
walau aku belum dapat master
tp kita kan kawan~

Ur sincerely,
Matematis Muda

magenta said...

Kalau ikut emosi dan ego macam mana pulak? :)

szakif said...

motif entry ni aku bace mase harini berlalu dengan disulami dengan perselisihan faham antara lelaki dan perempuan dripada satu kolej kat tempat praktikal aku ni dan aku menjadi orang tengah??

szakif said...

owh btw, haritu ade orang kate nak add aku kat YM tapi sampai harini takde add pun. sedey tau :(

:p

oit afiq, nabil, jaed, dinjagatraya dan yang lain2.. jom join iiumbloggers.com!

MatematisMuda said...

a'a dude
kalo ikut ego dan emosi camne plak?

dammit said...

anonymous,
again, ko kamu terkeluar topic ;)
Kefahaman teori penting sebelum kite buat practical.

kamuyangtipikal,
alamak, seriously aku kene banyak membaca.haha

Tuan caracol,
haha, ade masa, kite semua bertindak ikut kebodohan, kdg2 kite sedar ape kite buat tu bodoh, tapi kite buat jgak. Aku tau, yang penting faham fungsi camera tu. tu yg aku tgk dlm page ko.mcm zack pun, gambar2 dia cantik jgak, camera biase je.

master J,
So, now you have 'prof Dr' too? plus a nobel prize?hahaha
err can i get the nobel prize for this research?
Im looking forward to make a collaboration with u in the future.(for the sake of getting nobel prize and moneyyyy)

Akmal Azeman,
thanks!, err jazli baru convert eh?haha.

Matematis Muda,
"kenaikan jumlah lelaki dipengaruhi oleh perangai perempuan" <- err maksudnya?oh lupa, masih dlm kajian. boleh2 collabs.haha

dammit said...

magenta,
*teruja sbb kamu singgah di sini*
err ini soalan membunuh. Biasenye emosi ni lebih kat prempuan dan ego lebih kat lelaki. Tapi kalau ikut emosi dan ego serentak, complicated sket. Seperti negative ditambah negative(bkn darab eh).

Sebenarnye kita semua ada ego,emosi dan nafsu, Cuma tahapnya berbeza.

Kalau lelaki bertindak mengiikut ego dan emosi serentak, mungkin mereka bertindak secara melulu dan kalau tindakkan mereka salah, dorang tak nak mengaku sebab ego tu.

Tetapi bagi perempuan yang bertindak mengikut ego dan emosi serentak, mungkin akan nampak seperti ada sifat inferiority complex.

Ni pendapat aku je, secara umum. Takde sebarang kajian dilakukan. Aku cuba untuk tidak bersifat sexist. Pendapat ni tak bleh di-‘apply’ kepada semua orang sebab ia berubah mengikut keadaan dan individu tu sendiri. Pastu, tak penah terfikir plak psl emosi dan ego serentak. Thanks sbb buat aku terpikir. Btw, ape pula pendapat kamu? =)

dammit said...

szakif,
Oh ade kene mengena eh?
ha yang add tu, sabar ye, aku pun tak on ym sgt.
Lagi satu mengapakah aku tak dapat masuk page ko (lagi)eh?

Matematis muda,
Oit, dah jawab ;)

szakif said...

tak leh masuk page aku? motif? browser ko mogok kah? orang lain happy je bace blog aku? hua hua~

jab. nak cakap.

entry camni yang aku suka. the real discussion in the comment room. entry just nak provoke orang memberi komen.

nampaknye orang genius sudah ade saingan? :->

dammit said...

szakif,
motif?tatau ler.maybe mogok kot. err thanks =) jgn kutuk genius, dia tetap genius,tau.

nurilahi said...

Dearest Prof,

If yOu succeed in proving yOur theory, (of course in collaboration with other Profs), wOuld yOu conclude that all human being will be in that state when they make an action..?

In regards to remind yOu again that all theories have their exceptions :D
to say that, it is 90% true! ;)

magenta said...

Lol. Siapa-siapa yang buat keputusan semata2 berdasarkan emosi sahaja, result dia= fail. Bagi aku lah. Lagi satu betullah kata kamu, semuanya bergantung kepada individu, everyone acts differently.

dammit said...

Nurilahi,
thank you prof. Dr. Hasanah. I would say No, it depends on the situation and the person who are making the decision themselves. I just make this theory(??) based on my observation.It doesn't mean i'm correct. It's just a theory, not a fact. ;)

magenta,
buat keputusan semata2 berdasarkan emosi sahaja, result dia= fail.<- sgt setuju dgn kamu. yerp, bergantung kepada individu tu sendiri sebab dorg lebih tau tahap emosi,ego dan nafsu mereka.thanks ;)

nurilahi said...

Erk, so now I got Prof and Dr toO..?? What about the nobel prize? hehe :D

Your theory is 90% true. Because the 10% was spent for those who are exceptional from this theory.

But Prof, what is the difference between emosi and nafsu, ego and nafsu. Suddenly Im kinda pening2 fikir. Hmm, we have to wait for our Menteri Sumber Manusia acting as portable dictionary to comment on this, maybe.

Hihi..great theory Prof!

dammit said...

Nurilahi,
nobel prize? haha kena buat byk research lagi. err, pikir banyak2 nanti confuse. pikir in general je. tapi, kalau nak nobel prize, takpe la pening2.hehe